CDA Turd Burglars LLC ™

Your yard. Cleaned out. No witnesses.

We come over at your convenience. Find the piles your dog left behind, pick em up, bag em up, and then we disappear. You get a clean lawn, and a gate that’s locked behind us.

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The jobs we take

Dog waste removal for homes, apartment complexes, and shared spaces.

Monthly yard sweep

A regular visit once a month, or twice a month if you want it. We walk the whole yard, bag every pile, and haul it away.

One-time cleanup

Backed-up yard after winter, a move-out, or a party? We clear it in one visit.

HOA and dog parks

Scheduled service for common areas, with a log of each visit.

How a job goes down

Four steps, start to finish.

  1. Get a quoteTell us your yard size and how many dogs.
  2. We case the yardWe check gates, access, and where the dogs hang out.
  3. We do the jobEvery pile gets picked up and bagged.
  4. We vanishWe haul the bags away and latch the gate.

Why you should trust us

We offer a great service for cheap prices turning many one time cleanups into monthly visits. We offer a professional setting and service, but still we like to involve some humor and have some fun. There’ll never be a dull day when you call us up, and your yard will look fresh and spotless.

We also work during the winter after snow dissipates. You can warm up by the fire and stay nice and cozy, and we’ll do the s*** work.

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What it costs

Estimates for a yard under one acre. Your exact estimate appears in the form below.

PlanEstimateBest for
One-time cleanup$49.99A yard that needs a reset
Monthly, 1–2 dogs$79.99/moMost homes
Monthly, 3+ dogs$99.99/moBig households and big yards, prices vary

Yards over 1 acre (43,560 sq ft) cost $60 more, plus another $60 for each additional acre. Spring and winter service costs $10 more. Extra dogs cost $5 each after the first dog for a one-time cleanup. For monthly cleanups, extra dogs also cost $5 each after the number of dogs stated on your plan.

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Call or email us with your number of dogs, yard size, and service to book your cleanup208-744-5317turdburglarsco@gmail.com